
Saving humanity from boredom one birdhouse at a time!

Hand crafted in the USA from pallets and reclaimed wood.
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You can chose from any of our base models or work with us on a custom design. All base models are crafted from reclaimed wood.
All birdhouses can be book benches.
All book benches can be
converted to birdhouses :)
Please call one of our humans
to place your order today.
We look forward to hearing from you.

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Our Story
2024
It all started with a birdhouse renovation....
We decided to renovate a birdhouse that came with the home we purchased in the fall of 2020. In the fall of 2023 some tweeties had occupied the house and raised a family. It was so much fun to watch. We thought we could clean it out, slap some paint on it and hang it back up on the porch. The end result was gross.
I'd seen lots of incredible things being made from pallets on various youtube channels. I talked my husband into a fresh build using said pallets. The result was terrific!
We contacted some wildlife professionals and read up on the needs of different species to ensure our builds are safe and inviting for the birds.
as the builds accumulate we continue to improve human entertainment with little details like fun cleanout hardware, feeding boxes and solar porch lights.
The homes are made from reclaimed pallets and leftover construction lumber. They all have drain holes, cleanouts and a roughed up interior (so the birds can easily get out). All are finished with linseed oil.
For bookworms and graduates we offer book benches that can easily be transformed to a working birdhouse by screwing in the hanging hook when you are ready to invite your tweety friends to set up house.
Our birds from last year are back and checking out the new digs. We've named them Lucy and Desi :)
So, we can officially say our homes are bird approved!
Drop us a line at spankthetomato@protonmail.com or give us a jingle at (307) 629-0584 and ask for Mark or Kari. If we don't pick up right away, you can be assured that a human will get back to you within 24 business hours (likely much quicker). We are a small, couple owned business and take personal, customer service very seriously. When life is for the birds... We are here to help.
Personalized engraving is available. Add on options are available if we have the tools and talent to build it.
We are always up for a fun challenge.
